It wouldn’t be Valentines Day without some form of Valentine’s updates now would it? This years no different. Numerous titles have once again hopped on the holiday band waggon, but none have been so well prepared for it as Genital Jousting. This game just oozes love, and, erm penises!
From developer FreeLives, the guys who brought you the awesome Broforce, nothing says ‘I Love You’ more than a rather flaccid penis attempting to get into another players bumhole – and that’s Genital Jousting in a nut shell.
Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once. Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus. Multiple game modes provide a stimulating orgy of objectives: penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges. Online and Local Multiplayer for Eight: Genital Jousting is more fun with friends and can satisfy up to eight players at once! Find a few willing partners, cuddle up on the couch, and share controllers or go online to joust with anonymous players from all over the world. Traditional and Party Modes: Dabble in the throbbingly fast-paced Traditional Mode or jostle your way through some stiff competition in Party Mode including challenges like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up. Customize Your Member: Genitals come in all shapes and sizes so pick your favorite color and decorate it with the most appealing outfit to customize a penis you can really get behind!
This Valentine’s day, Genital Jousting has received a free Date Night update, adding a splash or romance and insane amounts of intercourse. Bringing six wonderfully raunchy new activities designed specifically for two-players:
Genital jousting is currently on sale for only £1.99 (50% off)